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John Key, the wimp

Recently the National Party of New Zealand, blatantly stole one of the DAFT Party’s policies. This caused a massive upheaval within the Party. Something had to be done, so we challenged John Key to a...

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FTA

While Labour have been glossing up the fact that they have just secured a Free Trade Agreement with the biggest economy in the world, the DAFT Party have not been sitting idly by. DAFT trade...

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Kiwi Party enrage DAFT faithful

Late last month the Kiwi Party’s leader, Larry Baldock issued a press release that called ACT’s policies “daft”. Many members and readers have written to the DAFT Party asking us to set this straight....

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Electoral Finance

A big deal recently has been made out of the Electoral Finance ACT (2007) (EFA). As an unregistered party it does not affect the DAFT Party just yet, but this does not mean that we do not have a view...

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DAFT memorandum

If elected, the DAFT Party will demonstrate its rejection of the baubles of office by only taking the most undesirable office spaces in parliament. These include: * The basement of Bowen House,...

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PEA questions answered

In response to the questions asked on Mr. Farrar’s post about DAFT’s PEA. It would be nice if you guys commented on here, rather than there! reid asks: “What would stop the accumulated quantity of STD...

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Hooray for New Zealand!

Too long has New Zealand stood in the shadow of Australia. Too long have we had to put up with foreigners thinking we’re part of Australia. Australians stealing our pavlova, bands, horses and actors....

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Building the DAFT Constitution

The event tonight was a great success! We got a pretty comprehensive Constitution hammered out over pizza and beer, after we adjourned to Syn to enjoy the delectable Hells Pizza in combination with...

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DAFT recruitment drive

To be a registered party the electoral commission says that we need 500 members. With the Facebook group sitting on 323, and the Bebo group sitting on 40 with  a few double ups that means that there...

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Salute to Boris

Boris Johnson, the new Mayor of London, has been called a few things lately, and one of those adjectives is DAFT. So we decided to contact Boris and congrautlate him and offer him a life membership to...

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